Who?...Me?

I am the 37 year old custodial single parent of a 16 year old son named Derek (see also: rude boy, psycho boy, El Generalissimo Destructo). Here is a picture of us discussing which of us will do the dishes. Though I've had a reasonably interesting work history, I won't be including it here; it can be found in my resume.

I like kittens, rainy days by the fireplace, and long walks on moonlit beaches. I hope for brotherhood among all mankind and non-competitve world peace...even if it means that we have to crucify hardened criminals, assassinate world leaders, disembowel those who selfishly hog all the Ben&Jerry's Heathbar Crunch® and scrape our fingernails down chalkboards while cretins who refuse to use their turn-signals writhe at our feet...MUAHAHAHA...

Where was I? Ah yes, my interests include art, literature, volleyball, and erotica, not necessarily in that order. I really love volleyball. In my younger years I was an avid player of the game Dungeons and Dragons®. I still love all things Tolkienesque, as does my son, Derek (see also: rude boy, psycho boy, El Generalissimo Destructo). I hope you enjoy this picture as much as I do. You can click on it to view a larger version. It was downloaded from the file libraries of Prodigy®. I do not know who the artists is or what the painting is titled, however, I do have permission to use it here.